| Rule Description | Consequences |
|---|---|
| Any whining about meetings will be met with a stern look and a firm reminder that the meeting is not optional. | Repeating offenders will be subject to a series of awkward silences. |
Rule #2: No Distractions
| Rule Description | Consequences |
|---|---|
| Turn off your phone and put it on silent. No, really, turn it off. Completely. | Repeating offenders will be forced to listen to elevator music on repeat for the duration of the meeting. |
Puppies-in-Suits are not allowed in the meeting room.