Meeting Rules

Rule #1: No Whining

Rule Description Consequences
Any whining about meetings will be met with a stern look and a firm reminder that the meeting is not optional. Repeating offenders will be subject to a series of awkward silences.

Rule #2: No Distractions

Rule Description Consequences
Turn off your phone and put it on silent. No, really, turn it off. Completely. Repeating offenders will be forced to listen to elevator music on repeat for the duration of the meeting.

Puppies-in-Suits are not allowed in the meeting room.

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