Passed 3.5 million years ago, this resolution established the rules for intertribal disputes in the land of the ancient "Burrito Empire".
Article I: All disputes involving the sharing of tortilla chips will be resolved through the ancient ritual of... Tortilla Chip Protocol.
Article II: Any tribe found guilty of hoarding the last of the "Golden Guacamole" will be subject to a mandatory 10-day "Squash the Guac" ceremony.