Ancient Arbitration Resolution: The Council of the Golden Scepter

Resolution 427-B: The Great Pizza Topping Controversy

By the power vested in us, the Council of the Golden Scepter, we hereby resolve:

• The debate over pineapple as a pizza topping shall be settled by the ancient and venerable art of Subresolution 427-A, which shall be bound to the Code of the Ancients.
• Any future disputes over the proper application of garlic shall be referred to the Garlic Appendix for resolution.
• The use of Cheesy Scepticism as a defense against the tyranny of the pineapple topping shall be deemed an affront to the Code.

Thus, by the power vested in us, we declare the Code of the Ancients to be the final and binding resolution on this matter.