The Great Sock Debacle of 20XX was a dark time in the history of the world. It was a time when socks went missing in the wash, and no one knew what to do.
It began with a single, innocent sock, lost in the depths of the laundry basket. Its disappearance sparked outrage, and soon the entire world was on the lookout for the missing sock.
Resolution 427 was passed in an emergency meeting to address the crisis, but it only made things worse. The resolution called for the implementation of "Sock-O-Matic" machines, which were supposed to reassemble missing socks, but they just ended up reassembling them in strange, disturbing ways.
Today, the Sock-O-Matic machines stand as a testament to bureaucratic ineptitude and the dangers of unchecked technological innovation.
Resolution 428: The Sock-Sorting Algorithm was passed shortly after, but that's a story for another time.
Decision 123: The Sock-Sorting Algorithm's Unintended Consequences is also worth reading, if you're into that sort of thing.