Resolution of a dispute between the mighty warrior, Zog, and the crafty merchant, Thistlewaite, over a wheel of fine, imported cheese.
WHEREAS, Zog and Thistlewaite have been at odds over the wheel, each claiming ownership and desiring the last slice;
BE IT RESOLVED, the Great Council of Elders shall convene an emergency meeting, during which:
1. Zog shall present evidence of his mighty swordsmanship and offer to duel the merchant for the wheel's ownership;
2. Thistlewaite shall counter with tales of his vast knowledge of fine cheeses and propose a tasting panel to settle the dispute;
3. The Great Council shall deliberate and declare the winner, with the loser being forced to surrender the wheel and its contents.
Adopted this