Resolution 5: The Fanciful Decision to Eat More Cereal

WHEREAS, the current breakfast cereal-to-person ratio is woefully inadequate;

BE IT RESOLVED, that all employees of Flim Flam Corporation are required to eat a minimum of 3 servings of cereal per day, effective immediately.

CITIZEN'S ACTION ITEMS:

• Consume a minimum of 3 servings of cereal per day.
• Attend Cereal Tasting Sessions to help refine the corporation's cereal selection.
• Contact HR to report any issues with your cereal dispensing device.

Resolution 6: Mandatory Cereal Pairing Sessions | Resolution 7: Cereal-Based Performance Incentives