Sub-Resolution 7: The Great Donut Heist
After weeks of planning, the Donut Liberation Front (DLF) has finally pulled off the ultimate heist: stealing all the donuts from the company's break room.
The DLF, comprised of disgruntled employees with a sweet tooth, used advanced tactics and ridiculous disguises to infiltrate the break room and relieve it of its sugary treasures.
The heist was a huge success, with over 50 donuts vanishing into thin air, leaving behind only a few crumbs and a faint scent of powdered sugar.
The CEO has promised severe punishment, including but not limited to: mandatory oatmeal for a month, a 3am wake-up call, and a sternly worded email.
The people have spoken: the donuts will rise again, and the DLF will rise with them.