MEETING: Tail-Wagging Bonanza
Today's Agenda: Discussing the merits of excessive tail-wagging in a professional setting.
View Meeting Minutes See Decisions Made TodaySub-Committee on Excessive Tail-Wagging (SCTW) - Chair: Dr. Barkenstein
Present: Dr. Paws, Dr. Furball, and 3 anonymous attendees
Today's Discussion: The fine line between enthusiasm and distraction.
Key takeaways:
- Excessive tail-wagging is a legitimate concern for office productivity.
- Studies show that 90% of employees are secretly judging the tail-wagging habits of their coworkers.
- A motion to establish a 2-minute tail-wagging time limit was tabled.