MEGAMALL 3000 has been serving the community with the most uninspired shopping experience for decades. Our store directory is a labyrinth of disappointment.
Visit our Food Court for a variety of underwhelming options, including a Sbarro's, a Chick-fil-A, and a Sushi place that's not actually Japanese.
Don't forget to check out our Arcade, where you can play the same 20-year-old video games on a 30-inch screen for an extra $10 per hour!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Department Stores, where you can find the same items you can find at any other mall in the world.
But wait, there's more! Our mall has a unique blend of stale air and regret, making it a must-visit for anyone who wants to feel unfulfilled.