Membership Terms: Don't Read This, Just Agree

Disclaimer: We're not lawyers, but we've got some lawyers who are kinda sorta friends with lawyers who are lawyers.

By joining our membership, you agree to the following terms and conditions. Don't worry, it's all pretty standard stuff. Unless you're a lawyer, then maybe you should worry.

• Our membership is free, but our lawyers are expensive. Don't tell anyone.
• Our website is not responsible for your lack of productivity while using our website.
• You agree to not use our website to sell knockoff merchandise with our logo on it. We like our logo.
• Don't try to hack us, or we'll have to hack you. Just kidding, we're not actually hackers.