MEME-BREWING OLYMPICS: EVENT 3 - CHAMPIONSHIP OF THEækSILLIEST CAPTAIN

THE WAIT IS OVER. THE BATTLE FOR THE MOST RIDICULOUSLY AMAZING CAPTAIN HAS BEGUN.

RULES

No use of actual facts or logic allowed.
Memes must be brewed in the most creative, yet utterly absurd way possible.
Judges will be looking for the most facepalm-inducing, brain-splattering, and belly-achingly hilarious memetic concoctions.

CHAMPIONSHIP CALENDAR

DAY 1: MEME-BASED CHESS

Round 1: "The Great Sock Puppet Insurrection"

DAY 2: MEME-BASED JAM SESSIONS

Round 2: "The Infinite Loop of Doom "

DAY 3: MEME-BASED CHALLENGE SHOWDOWN