Our Treatment Options
Our team of expert psychiatrists (who are actually just philosophy majors with a Ph.D.) offer:
- The Agony and the Ecstasy: a 12-step program for those struggling with ennui
- The Existential Funk: a group therapy session where we all just sit in silence and stare at the wall
- The Self-Help Self-Destruct: a program where you get to choose your own therapy
Don't forget to check out our sister site: Meditation Crisis for more ways to just sit in silence and stare at the wall.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Psychological Emergency page for a chance to have your deepest fears and anxieties projected onto a screen in front of a live audience.