Mental Maintenance Helmets

Welcome to the International Association of Sane People's official repository of Mental Maintenance Helmets.

These are for people who are tired of their thoughts being too much trouble, but not enough to actually get anything done. We've got you covered.

Our helmets are designed to be worn while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence, but not so tight you can't think about your taxes.

Features:

• Adjustable chin strap for when you're feeling particularly existential
• Removable face shield for those days when you just want to stare at the wall
• Rechargeable battery pack for those long, grueling sessions of staring at the abyss

Get your Mental Maintenance Helmet today and join the ranks of the sane, but not too sane.

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