Mental Massagers | Option 3: The Agony of the Uncaring

Are you tired of feeling seen? Want to wallow in the abyss of indifference? Look no further than our Mental Massager 3: The Agony of the Uncaring!

This state-of-the-art device uses advanced technology to amplify your feelings of insignificance and despair. Our patented "I'm not even worth acknowledging" mode ensures that you'll never feel truly heard or validated.

Learn more about Option 4: The Agony of the Unresponsive Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try Option 5: The Agony of the Unrelenting But wait, don't forget about Option 2: The Agony of the Unfeeling Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Mental Massager Advanced: The Agony of the Unending

Side effects of using Mental Massager 3 may include:

Increased feelings of despair and hopelessness
Decreased self-esteem and self-worth
Unstable relationships and social isolation
A general sense of "what's the point, anyway?"

Side effects are not typically reported in clinical trials. But let's be real, we've never actually done any clinical trials. This is just a bunch of nonsense we made up to sound impressive.

Fine, don't use it. Don't come crying to us when your feelings of self-doubt and anxiety spiral out of control.