Paranoia Pit - Options

Crazytown Options

Buy a timeshare with a stranger

It's a great way to make new friends! (Or not.)

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Join a cult that only meets at night

They promise you'll have the time of your life, but you'll never see the light of day.

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Get a tattoo of a pineapple on your forehead

It's a classic. Trust us, it's a real conversation starter.

Regrets and horror stories

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