Teleportation Tips - Because Who Needs Safety Regulations?

Step 1: Don't forget to pack snacks! You're going to be stuck in a different dimension for an unknown amount of time; you don't want to be hangry.

Learn how to set your coordinates correctly. It's all about the coordinates, folks.

Safety first? Safety last! (Just kidding, safety always first, but let's be real, it's not like you have a choice in the matter.)

Step 3: Don't try to teleport to places with really long words. It's just too much for your poor brain to handle.

Step 4: Maintain a sense of humor. Because let's face it, if you're stuck in an alternate dimension, you're going to need a good sense of humor to keep you sane.

What to Expect When You Reappear - It's like the in-flight magazine, but with fewer ads for dentists.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions) - Because who has time to read the fine print when you're hurtling through space-time?

For the advanced teleporter: Quantum Mechanics, Time Dilation, and the Importance of a Good Pair of Socks.