Red Wine Is The Key To Life - Merits
As the ancient Greeks said, "Red wine makes the heart sing, but the morning after makes the accountant weep."
We've compiled a list of reasons why red wine is the key to life:
- It's a social lubricant.
- It's a great excuse for a night in.
- It makes everything taste better.
- It's a great way to drown your sorrows.
But don't just take our word for it. Read our subpage on Red Wine Makes You Brilliant for more reasons.
Or, if you're a thrill-seeking adventurer, head to Red Wine Is A Portal To Another Dimension for a taste of the unknown.