Welcome to the Mermaid Music Critics, where we dive into the depths of underwater music and emerge with scathing reviews.
Our critics are all experts on all things aquatic and awful, and they're ready to take on the latest and greatest from the ocean's depths.
Read on to find out what's hot and what's... well, not.
Stay tuned for reviews of the latest albums by Squidward, Octavia the All-Sea-Sea, and other sea-sical sensations!
And remember, if it's not on our list, it's probably not worth listening to.
Or is it?
Sea-Sical Slam: Where the Music Goes to Die Underwater Odyssey: A Musical Dive