You know the feeling: someone's always asking for your input, your opinion, your stamp of approval. But what if you're not exactly... enthusiastic? That's where we come in: experts in the ancient art of withholding approval.
It's a delicate dance, really. A delicate dance of silence, of nonverbal cues, of carefully timed sighs and raised eyebrows. It's like the ninja arts, but without the ninja costume or the ninja sword. Just you, a blank face, and a very, very slow response time.
We've got courses, workshops, and seminars for all your withholding needs! Learn how to say nothing while still conveying the full weight of your disapproval. Master the art of the delayed response, the noncommittal shrug, and the strategically placed 'uh-huh.'
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try our premium services: we'll even train you to say 'maybe' without actually meaning it. It's like having your own personal approval-but-not-really-approval-but-maybe-it-works-out consultant!
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