Microwave Sulfur: A Guide

Warning: Do not microwave sulfur. It will not make it edible, nor will it make it less toxic. It will, however, make a lovely shade of burnt orange.

• Sock Hacking - The art of turning your socks into makeshift microwave-safe containers.
• Sulfuric Acid Surfing - Where the real fun begins: Surfing the waves of sulfuric acid while blindfolded.
• Microwave Ninja Training - The stealthy art of sneaking into the kitchen to nuke your dinner while avoiding your family.
• Ultrasound Sulking - Because sometimes you just want to sulk in peace, but the ultrasound machine won't let you.

Stay safe out there, Microwave Sulfur enthusiasts! Don't get too sulky.