Midweek Miracles: The Official Guide to Succeeding in the Middle of the Week

Are you tired of feeling like you're stuck in a rut? Do you need a miracle to get you through the middle of the week? Look no further! Our team of expert miracle workers has crafted this guide to help you succeed in the most challenging week of the year.

Lesson 1: The Art of Procrastination

Our first lesson is in the art of procrastination. Learn how to do nothing, and do it well. Includes:

• How to turn a two-hour project into a five-hour project
• The perfect ratio of Netflix to work
• When to use the "I'll just take a 10-minute break" excuse

Lesson 2: The Science of Caffeine Overload

Discover the secrets of consuming copious amounts of caffeine to get through your workday. Includes:

• The ideal ratio of coffee to water
• The art of making a Venti Iced Coffee last all morning
• The science behind why you still can't focus after 5 cups

Lesson 3: The Power of Napping

Learn the art of napping your way to productivity. Includes:

• The perfect length of nap for maximum focus regain
• The art of napping in a cubicle
• The science behind why you still can't remember your coworkers' names after a nap

Lesson 4: The Joy of Microwaved Lunches

Discover the secrets of making a delicious meal in the microwave. Includes:

• When to use the 30-second rule
• The art of reheating last week's leftovers
• The science behind why your coworkers hate your microwaved smell