Procrastination Techniques

By now, you're probably wondering how to turn this midweek miracle into a full-blown productivity crisis.

Technique 1: Drown in cat videos - The classic. Watch cat videos, stare at cat pictures, and maybe evenประก the occasional cat hairball.
Technique 2: Gaze upon a blank page - Stare at a blank page for an extended period, contemplating the infinite possibilities of nothingness.
Technique 3: Conduct an extensive research on the art of making excuses - Read, learn, and master the art of creating elaborate excuses for why you didn't do anything productive today.

Remember, midweek miracles are all about finding creative ways to do nothing. Don't get too caught up in the excitement!