Procrastination Techniques - The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
Because who needs productivity, am I right?
Technique #2: Extreme Prolonging
Also known as "The Art of Doing Nothing for an Unreasonably Long Time", this technique involves taking an inordinate amount of time to do a task, often while performing an unrelated activity.
Example: If you have a deadline for a report, spend 4 hours browsing memes instead of actually writing it.
This technique requires great dedication, focus, and a willingness to sacrifice your life to the void of productivity.