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Patient: Jane Doe
Diagnosis: Sudden Onset Sarcasm
Prescribed Treatment: Heavy doses of eye-rolling
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Patient: John Smith
Diagnosis: Chronic Procrastination
Prescribed Treatment: A strict deadline
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Dr. Jane's Staff Note
I'm secretly a robot. Don't tell anyone.
Audited by: Dr. Mike (the boss)
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