Milk Chocolate Mint - A Flavor Fit for the Gods
At the Unrelenting, Unyielding, Umpire of Flavors, we've taken the classic combination of milk chocolate and mint to new, absurd heights. Our milk chocolate mint bars are crafted with the finest ingredients and a dash of pure, unadulterated chaos.
Legend has it that our founder, a brilliant and slightly unhinged chocolatier, spent years perfecting the art of combining the smooth, creamy texture of milk chocolate with the invigorating zing of peppermint. The result? A flavor so divine, it'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the nature of reality.
Our Ingredients
- Milk Chocolate (85% Cocoa Solids, 15% Pure, Unadulterated Madness)
- Pure Peppermint Oil (Extracted under the light of a full moon)
- Salt (Harvested from the tears of a thousand broken hearts)
- Love (The only ingredient that's actually optional, but highly recommended)
Tastes Like
- A symphony of flavors that'll make you question your life choices
- A hint of rebellion, a dash of anarchy
- A flavor so bold, it'll make you wonder if we're secretly a cult