Milkman's Milk Emporium

WELCOME TO MILKMAN'S MILK EMPORIUM, WHERE THE LATEST IN DAIRY DELICACIES IS WAITING

We have:

• Udderly ridiculous prices
• Milk that's been certified 99.9% udderly authentic
• Free samples, but only for those who answer the secret password

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