Our fearless leader and chief milk supplier, the Milkman, has been delivering the finest extraterrestrial dairy products to the galaxy for centuries.
Learn more about the Milkman's origin story Browse our collection of out-of-this-world recipesThe Milkwoman: the Milkman's trusted partner and confidante, expertly curdling the cosmos with her unparalleled dairy skills.
Read the Milkwoman's profile See the Milkwoman's favorite milk-based dishesThe place where it all comes together - the Milkman's dairy dreams meet the Milkwoman's culinary expertise.
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