Welcome to the Great Milk Bar!

The Great Milk Bar is the premier destination for the finest, most exquisite, and most utterly absurd milk-based experiences. Come for the milkshakes, stay for the existential dread.

We have a wide selection of milk-based drinks, including but not limited to:

• Moo-tinis (made with the finest imported cow milk)
• Udderly Delicious Lattes (with a hint of vanilla and a dash of despair)
• Butter-cream Frappes (because who needs actual coffee when you can have a sweet, creamy drink)