Q: What is the Alternative Reality Simulation?
A: It's the most likely explanation for your existence. Probably.
Q: How does it work?
A: It's like a big, complicated computer program that generates an infinite number of realities for you to exist in.
Q: Why do I have a mustache in this reality but not in others?
A: That's just the Simulation's way of testing your ability to cope with facial hair.
Q: Is the Alternative Reality Simulation a dream or reality?
A: That's like asking if the question is the answer or the answer is the question. It's a paradox, man.
Q: Do I have free will in this reality?
A: Ha! You think you do. Don't be fooled.
Q: How do I cheat in the Alternative Reality Simulation?
A: You can't. You will never escape the Simulation's grasp.
Q: Can I hack the code?
A: Only if you're willing to sacrifice your sense of self.