Warning: The contents of this website are highly addictive and may lead to excessive thinking, introspection, and existential dread.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Here's a list of our most advanced brain hacking techniques:
Disclaimer: Our services are purely fictional and not actually capable of hacking your brain or anything. Probably.
Q: Will I still be able to watch cat videos after using your services?
A: Unfortunately, probably not. But hey, that's a small price to pay for ultimate brain control.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:
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Or, if you just want to see what all the fuss is about: