Telepathy Gaming: Mind Control for the 21st Century
Welcome to Telepathy Gaming, where you're not just playing games - you're controlling minds!
Our advanced telepathic technology allows you to read, write, and manipulate the thoughts of your opponents. It's like playing chess, but with more brain-reading.
But be warned: our technology is still in beta, and there's a 3.4% chance of accidental mind-reading-induced catatonia. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Want to try it out?