Welcome, fellow paranoiacs! In this section, we'll delve into the most efficient methods for maintaining your grip on reality.
This involves constantly checking your surroundings for signs of danger, no matter how mundane the activity may seem. For example, are the neighbors watching you from across the street? Are the lights flickering in your room? It's essential to remain alert at all times, lest you fall victim to the Sudden-Onset-Coma-Of-Absence (SOCOA)!
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