- Method 1: Neural Networks in a Fridge - Where the Fridge is the Real MVP (Most Valuable Possibility Generator)
- Method 2: Neural Networks in a Vacuum Cleaner - Where the Suction is Real
- Method 3: Neural Networks in an Empty Space - Because Nothing Says "Real" Like Nothing
How it Works
Our proprietary technology uses a series of glowing circuits and a tiny teacup to generate a neural network that can see into alternate realities. It's like a Ouija board, but with more wires and fewer spirits.
- Step 1: Fill the teacup with a special blend of quantum coffee and pure chaos
- Step 2: Place the teacup on a table that is 90% likely to be in a parallel universe
- Step 3: Stare intensely into the teacup while repeating the phrase "I am a wizard, hear me roar"
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Share your own neural network creations with us on our Neural Networks in a Teacup Forum. We dare you.