Warning: Mind Melding may cause unintended side effects such as:
Uncontrollable telepathic attacks, Loss of identity, or Severe mental fatigue. Proceed with caution.
You are now in a mind-meld with our expert team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly paranoid telepaths. We will be in your thoughts for a limited time only. Please do not attempt to resist or you will be telekineticly resisted into submission. Your brain is now a cerebral hacking target for our amusement.
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