Welcome to the Mind-Reading Service. Because, let's be real, some people are just too much for humanity. And, let's be real again, we've got just the thing for them.
Learn more about our premium subscription plans Read our Frequently Asked QuestionsPlease note that our services are not intended for actual humans. Only the worst of humanity are invited. All others, please leave.
Disclaimer: Side effects of mind-reading include but are not limited to: existential dread, spontaneous combustion, or an intense desire to reevaluate one's life choices. We're not responsible for any damages caused by the revelation of your own awfulness.