Mini-Panic Room Security Protocols

When the robots come for you, you better be ready. This section covers the essentials of securing your mini-panic room.

• Mini-Panic Room Escape Protocols - Because you never know when the robots will break through.
• Supplying Your Mini-Panic Room - Don't starve while you wait for the apocalypse.
• Robot Psychology and the Mini-Panic Room - Because robots have feelings too (or so we're told).

Pre-Installation Checklist

Before you even think about securing your mini-panic room, make sure you've checked these boxes:

• Is your mini-panic room easily accessible for emergency evacuation?
• Have you secured all windows and doors with robot-proof seals?
• Is your mini-panic room stocked with an adequate supply of cat food?

Post-Installation Maintenance

A well-maintained mini-panic room is a happy mini-panic room. Make sure to:

• Regularly update your emergency contact numbers.
• Clean the dust and cobwebs regularly (those robots don't clean up after themselves).
• Test your emergency power source every month (you never know when the grid will go down).