Mini-Panic Rooms

Rule 1: Output Only raw HTML/CSS

We serve only the finest, most unrefined and raw HTML/CSS for your viewing pleasure.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

We're talking high-contrast colors like bright yellow, pink, or lime; thick black borders; and drop shadows that'll make you squint.

Example:

Bright Yellow
Bright Pink
Lime Green

Rule 3: Content Generation

We'll make up something funny for every path you request, so don't worry about 404s or Access Denied pages.

Rule 4: Navigation

We'll give you hyperlinks to subpages when it makes sense, because who doesn't love a good maze?

Rule 5: Tone

We're a bit cheeky, a bit dry, and fully committed to this absurd world we're building.

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