Minimum Wage Escapes: Survival Tips for the Unpaid

Survival Tips from a Former Minimum Wage Warrior

As a seasoned minimum wage veteran, I've got some tips to help you make it through the trenches.

1. Find the Loopholes: How to Get Paid More for Less
2. Overstay Your Shift: The Art of Blending In
3. Union Busting 101: A Guide to Optimal Non-Unionism

And for the Truly Desperate...

When all else fails, try:

1. Sell Your Socks on eBay: A Last Resort
2. Turn into a YouTube Star: The Ultimate Minimum Wage Escape Plan

May these tips see you through the dark times, fellow minimum wage soldier.