The Ministry of Redundant Resources

Welcome to the Ministry, where we take the most efficient path to inefficiency. Our team of highly trained experts is dedicated to finding the most convoluted solutions to the most pressing problems.

Bureaucratic Red Tape Overly Complex Procedures Red Flags and Yellow Flags

Bureaucratic Red Tape

We've got layers and layers of it. Our experts will help you navigate the intricacies of our carefully crafted forms and paperwork.

Appendix 1: Form 27-B/6 Appendix 2: Form 42-D/9

Overly Complex Procedures

We've taken the art of doing things slowly and made it a science. Our experts will guide you through the 37 steps to achieve the simple task you're trying to complete.

Step 12: The Waiting Game The Flowchart of Doom

Red Flags and Yellow Flags

We've got all the flags. Our experts will help you identify the difference between the red ones that mean "Stop!" and the yellow ones that mean "Go!" (Or maybe it's the other way around, we're still working on it).

The Flag Protocol The Flag Colors Guide

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