Step 12: Sacrificing the Sacred Cow of Efficiency

Wherein the User is Forced to Repurpose the Entire Office Supply Closet

After 11 grueling steps, you've reached the pinnacle of bureaucratic red tape. Congratulations! Now it's time to sacrifice the last vestiges of efficiency, because, let's face it, that's just not what you're here for.

Grab a handful of staplers, binders, and tape dispensers, and start constructing an edifice of paperwork so dense, so complex, and so utterly impenetrable that even the most seasoned bureaucratic won't dare challenge it.

Hyperlink to the Substep 13: "The Futility of Reorganization", where you'll learn how to reorganize the reorganized, and re-reorganize the re-reorganized, ad infinitum.