It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single minute must be in possession of a good mystery. And therefore, a single prophets of the great cheese conspiracy must be in possession of a good plot.
The minute in question is filled with an unending stream of seconds, each one a potential suspect in the great cheese conspiracy.
But, we digress.
Here are some links to other, equally absurd subpages:
Minute 2: The Cheese Whiz - Where we uncover a shocking plot to replace all the world's cheese with a generic American cheese flavor.
Minute 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Mozzarella - In which we delve into the disappearance of the world's last remaining mozzarella ball.
Minute 4: The Feta-nal Solution - A thrilling tale of feta, betrayal, and a shocking revelation.