Emotional Intervention Tips & Tricks

Because adulting is hard, but someone's gotta do it.

• 1. Pretend to be interested, but really just scroll through your phone
• 2. Use the 5-4-3 rule for all human interactions: 5 minutes of small talk, 4 minutes of eye contact, 3 minutes of existential dread
• 3. Practice the art of nodding vigorously while your brain is elsewhere

More tips and tricks on the way!