9:00 AM - Meeting with the CEO to discuss the impending robot uprising.
10:00 AM - Lunch with the IT department to explain the concept of "off-the-clock" hours.
12:00 PM - Mandatory team-building exercise: "Trust Falls" with a twist (involves trust-falling off a 10-foot trampoline).
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8:00 AM - Early morning yoga class with the new intern, who insists on doing downward-facing dog in 4-inch heels.
11:00 AM - Meeting with the marketing team to discuss the new "Buy-Now" button, which is secretly just a link to the company's Amazon store.