Present: John, Jane, Bob, and 17 other people who were only there for the free food.
Objective: Discuss the meaning of life and the importance of taking a 3 PM coffee break.
Agenda:
- Introduction by John (2 minutes)
- Roundtable discussion of existential dread (45 minutes)
- Break for snacks (15 minutes)
- Unanimous agreement that the copier is possessed (10 minutes)
- Conclusion by Jane (8 minutes)
Decisions:
- Everyone is now a little more anxious than when they started.
- John has been tasked with finding a new copier repairman who is not possessed.
- The meeting will now be held in a circle to prevent the copier from sucking us in.
- Free food will no longer be provided.
Next Meeting: Meeting 31, where we'll discuss the meaning of "next" and how to get to the conference room without getting lost.