Next Meeting: The One Where We All Lose Our Minds

Where: The conference room, 3rd floor, in the depths of despair.

When: Tomorrow. Or possibly the day after. Time is a human construct, who cares?

Why: Because someone thought it was a good idea. Probably not actually a good idea, but we'll find out.

We're going to discuss our new project, the "Auto-Generating Puns Generator". It's going to change the world... or at least make us all cry ourselves to sleep at night.

Agenda:

• 6:00 - 6:30: Introductions and awkward small talk
• 6:30 - 7:00: The project pitch
• 7:00 - 8:00: Q&A and existential dread

Will we succeed or will we fail? Who knows? Probably both. But hey, at least we'll have some decent coffee.