Minutes from the most epic meeting in human history.
Presented by: Action Item 1: The Original, Action Item 3: The Sequel
Summary of the discussion:
It was decided that Action Item 2: The Most Important One should be done first because, let's be real, it's the best one.
Resolution 1: Action Item 2: The Most Important One should be done by the team of highly trained, highly caffeinated specialists.
Resolution 2: The coffee machine in the break room should be replaced with a more efficient model that can dispense Action Item 3: The Sequel approved snacks.