The Sock Conspiracy: A Threat to Global Sanity
It's been a year since the Great Sock Conspiracy began. A year of missing footwear, of lone single socks, of mysterious disappearances. The world is afraid, and for good reason. Read about the Sock Retrieval Agency's desperate efforts to stem the tide.
The Sock Conspiracy is more than just a mystery - it's a threat to global sanity. Without our socks, we are forced to wear sandals in our homes, to walk on the beach in our shoes, to use those dreadful, itchy sock puppets as a last resort. Learn more about the Sock Puppet Uprising.
But fear not! For there are those who stand in the way of this Sock Menace. Meet the Sock Vigilantes, a secret society dedicated to the preservation of all things sock.
And so, the battle rages on. The world holds its breath as the Sock Conspiracy tightens its grip. But we will not be silenced. We will not be sock-less. Join the Sock Resistance.