Welcome to Our Utopia, the most perfect society the world has ever known! We've solved all the problems of the past, and we're here to tell you all about it.
We've got free ponies for everyone, and also free hugs. You'll never want for anything, because we've got a robot butler that'll bring you whatever you desire.
But wait, there's more! We've also got a 100% success rate for all our citizens. No one ever fails here. It's like the opposite of everywhere else.
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