Utopia 101: Glossary of Utter Brilliance

Welcome, fellow utopians, to Utopia 101: Glossary of Utter Brilliance! Here, you'll find definitions for the most commonly used terms in our utopian society. Don't worry, we won't make you read through a whole book of dry definitions. Our glossary is concise, yet informative.

1. Agratech - A device that automatically plants and harvests crops for you, so you can focus on more important things, like napping in the park.

Agratech: A machine that grows food for you. No more tilling, watering, or weeding. Just point, click, and enjoy.

2. Bureaucracy - Our highly efficient, highly bureaucratic system for getting nothing done.

Bureaucracy: A never-ending cycle of meetings, reports, and forms. Where a 3-page memo takes 37 pages to get to the point.

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