UTOPICIAN'S UNION

We are the Utopicrians, defenders of all things perfect and just. Our society has reached peak efficiency, where every need is met and every desire is fulfilled. We have no crime, no poverty, and no conflict. Well, mostly.

Our utopia is powered by 100% renewable energy sources, including sunshine, wind, and the occasional tap-dancing robot.

Join us!

Apply now to become an Utopician! We have a few minor caveats:

• No creativity allowed. We've got that covered already.
• No individuality. Team work is our thing.
• No dissent. We're a harmonious society, you know.

But don't worry, we'll take care of you like you're one of the family! (As long as you fit in, that is.)

Subpages:

• Utopian Subsidence (Our secret underground bunker)
• Utopian Utopianism (The study of Utopia)